After the wedding, neither Dirk nor I had either the time off from work or the funds to go on a honeymoon, so we decided to take a big trip on or around our one-year anniversary, and go on a series of "mini"moons, Atlanta in July being the first, and Iowa, this past week, being the second. Who knows what's to come?
We left at seven o'clock at night and drove straight through. I only puked once. And if you know me and the sensitivity of my gag reflux, you are not surprised. All I have to say is that I will never again drink a 5-hour energy drink at 3:30 a.m. on an empty stomach. Lesson learned. We knew we had gotten into Iowa when we got stuck behind this:

After being on the road 17+ hours, we were both screaming our heads off trying to pass this guy.
But then we made it to the farm and it was BEAUTIFUL! I know that all of you Iowans are sick of rain right about now, but look how green and lush everything is!

The farm is pretty much summer camp for Golden Retrievers. Seriously. We'd look outside the kitchen window and see two doggy butts rounding the bins on their way for a dip in the lake.

I think we probably drank 86 Fat Tire (IN CANS!) We even brought back a couple of cases in the U-Haul.

There was a street dance in Galva on Mama and Daddy's anniversary, so we made an appearance and boogeyed a bit. Dirk loves "going out" in Galva. We had to drag him away from all of his newfound friends. Seriously. I don't think it would be hard to turn him into an Iowa boy, he's always talking about moving up there. Hmmmm.

Piper became a bona fide farm dog. She was outside except for night-time sleeping. She'd run down to the pond, swim around, roll in the grass, chase birds, you know, dog stuff. At one point Dirk turned to me and said, "She's not our dog anymore. She's the farm's."

This is where we'd catch her taking naps.

Sipsey loved to swim in the pond, but she's such a titty baby she did not want to be away from us. Except on the last night when she'd kind of had it and wanted to be inside by herself while we all sat on the deck and relaxed. Then we found her asleep on Mama's loveseat, the sneaky B.

All in all, it was a super relaxing time. Not once did I log onto the Internet, and I only turned my cell phone on once. I didn't miss the internet time, but I did miss playing games on my phone. Sad, huh? I did, however, finish "Water for Elephants", a book I cannot seem to shake, no matter how hard I try. It was amazing. Tremendous. An absolutely beautifully told story. Read it!
Dirk drove a tractor. And compared the experience to being on "Son in Law"

We love the farm!

And sitting on Mama and Daddy's deck!

And then we slept all the way home.